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Starbucks Dickhead Hands

I heard that selfies have evolved and the thing now is to record your sexiness on a video and charm the pants off your chosen one.

Taking inspiration from that Starbucks stud, I shot my very own version and promptly sent it to the lover. Needless to say, she could barely contain her lust and tried to disguise it as laughter.

I hope I’ve shown that you don’t need to be a supermodel to make your own selfie video… you don’t even need to like Drake’s music. Try mixing it up with some Celine Dion or Enya for a more ethereal feel.

Happy face touching!DM x