Being ugly isn’t just about the not so beautiful face you were born with, being ugly comes in a range of different categories.
Step 1; Fashion.
Throw out those nice denim skinny jeans and ANY heels you may or may not own. It’s time to invest in a disgusting pair of khaki green crocs, a pair (just one) of over-sized, baggy and if at all possible printed jeans.
Remember to be the ultimate in ugly, it’s not just about having no fashion sense, if you want to be as ugly as you possibly can be, you want to wear the exact same outfit as often as possible. And no, your outfit doesn’t need washing after every wear, once a week is fine, if you can push it out to once a fortnight or more, you will have mastered the art of having absolutely no fashion sense.
Step 2; Personality
When you go to clubs, bars, cafes, shopping and well, anywhere there happens to be people; you will notice the wide range of personalities that are in the world.
You will see that there are, what they call, out-going people. These people can especially be found in bars, social situations and generally wherever you think other people might be. These out-going types are bubbly, loud, funny and quite commonly travel in packs or groups.
Out-going, is not what you want to be!
To have an ugly personality, you want to be quiet, awkward and most of all RUDE.
When you are introduced to new people, make sure you give one word answers and make as little eye contact as you possibly can.
If all else fails, get blind drunk as early in the night as you possibly can and make sure one if not all of the friends you arrived with have to look after you for the remainder of the evening until they give up and you all have to go home.
Step 3; General Appearance.
Look Dagglers, it doesn’t matter if you were born with an ugly face, although it helps, there are plenty of ways to make yourself ugly.
There are plenty of ways to ‘not-style’ your hair is just the right way so it looks like you just got out of bed. Basicially what you do, is just get out of bed, and not do anything to it. If you have curly hair like I do, this works particularly well. When I get out of bed in the morning I look like I’ve stepped straight of the 80’s my hair is that BIG and everywhere.
You can also cut it (make sure you do it yourself to get the best look) into a bob, or cut yourself some nice bangs that you are NEVER going to style so there is constantly a birds-nest on your forehead.
If you usually wear makeup STOP.
Or, an even better option, suddenly forget how to apply makeup ‘naturally’ and adopt the ‘clown’ look. Make sure the foundation you use is completely the wrong colour for your face, preferably 3 shades LIGHTER that your natural colour; if you go darker you will end up looking like an over tanned barbie doll and although they are also ugly, they think they are being fashionable and that is not the look we are going for here.
Blush is the MOST important step in your make-up. You don’t want just a little bit of blush and you don’t want it to be light. You want bright and you want a lot of it! If you can master it, smother your cheek bones with your blush.
If you can manage to master all three steps you will be well on your way to being the ugliest person you can be!
Mrs Draggle Rock Xxx
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